Monday, May 24, 2010

Ethics and Ethnicity

Some people say I look Japanese. I would love to learn how to speak a little Japanese so the next time a stranger offends me, wrongs me or tries to rape me, I can spout out something like, "FUCK OFF CUNT, I'M YAKUZA AND MY FAMILY WILL CHOP YOU UP TO TINY BITS AND FEED YOU TO OUR PET FISH!" Or something like that. Obviously in Japanese but I haven't figured out how they will understand Japanese as well.

I'm still debating whether I should cut off any fingertips yet, for authenticity...