Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Weird things that you learn as a rich kid that serve no purpose in real life...

How to fly a 2-seater aeroplane.

How to ride a horse.

How to remove expensive books from a book shelf "correctly". (You have to push both books on either side in first, then extract out the chosen book with two hands.)

How to hand make paper.

How to play the piano.

How to gesso a canvas.

How to eat a lobster with the correct utensils.

... if only my parents taught me how to change a car tyre or how to cook a tomato. I can't do either.